Potato Gets Stocked Into Priest's Annus By Accident

A British priest was rushed to hospital after a potato “accidentally” became lodged in his rectum. The clergyman, in his 50's, said he was hanging curtains in the nude when he accidentally fell back onto his kitchen table and landed smack bang on the offending potato.

Trudi Watson, who treated the unidentified male, said, “He explained to me, quite sincerely… but it’s not for me to question his story.” I will! Who in their right mind hangs curtains in the nude? Is it even possible to get a potato lodged in your ass by falling on it?

The man of God underwent delicate surgery to remove the spud, maintaining all along it was an innocent accident, not a sexual experiment gone wrong